T-SHIRTS! HOLY CATS!
The people have spoken and I am super pleased to once again offer El Rey t-shirts!
Here's the deal: order a shirt you like and know that there'll be a delay until I cobble together enough orders to go get 'em from t-shirt-making dude (18 shirts for most designs). Then we restart the counter for the next round AND three new shirt designs are unlocked.
If time goes by and I don't get enough orders for a given shirt, I'll refund your moneys and we shall never speak of it again. I don't know what a reasonable amount of time is -- a month? Six weeks? What do you think? Email me with questions and concerns, if you have 'em -- I'm just learning a lot of this, so I'm hardly an expert.
All shirts are 100% cotton and $15.99 + $3 shipping. Men's/unisex shirts will be Gildan and women's Bella, though this has a small possibility to change. Probably not, though. Photos of shirt colors are stolen from the manufacturer's site and may be a little different in person.
SURLY SQUID
Why is he so grumpy? What's his problem?

Available on navy, black, or purple shirts.
R2DECAF
It's easier to stay on target when your heart's not pounding like a jackhammer.

As seen on TeeFury! Available shirt colors: navy, black, Rebel Scum Orange (men's/unisex only, sorry!), and Rebel Scum military green (M) or army (W).
EL REY BRAND
Look for / the Chimpking™ label / when you are buying / a shirt, print, or art.

Available on athletic gray heather or white shirts.
Krylographs*
*Stencil
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